1. Wax the ceiling

2. Drop your cat from a high place, see if he\she lands on their feet

3. repeat above until failure

4. Rearrange political campaign signs.

5. Braid your dogs hair.

6. Clean and polish your belly button.

7. Water your dog...see if he grows.

8. Wash a tree.

9. Scare Steven King.

10. Give your cat a mohawk.

11. Mow your carpet.

12. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)

13. Re-elect Richard Nixon.

14. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.

15. Listen to a painting.

16. Play with matches.

17. Buff your cat.

18. Raise professional racing ferrets.

19. Paint your home...day-glo orange.

20. Learn Greek.

21. Change your mind.

22. Change it back.

23. Watch the sun...see if it moves.

24. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.

25. Paint your windows.

26. Flash your goldfish.

27. Paint.

28. Smile.

29. Paint a smile.

30. Shoot at a fire hydrant.

31. Apologize to it.

32. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.

33. Rotate your garden...daily.

34. Plant a shoe.

35. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.

36. Mix and match the parts.

37. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.

38. Take your sofa for a walk.

39. Write a letter to Plato.

40. Mail it.

41. Start.

42. Stop.

43. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.

44. Carry a tune.

45. Drop it to see if it breaks.

46. Starch your shoes.

47. Climb a sidewalk.

48. Ride a loaf of bread.

49. Annoy yourself.

50. Get angry with yourself.

51. Stop speaking to yourself.

52. Kiss and make-up.

53. Stand on your head.

54. Stand on someone else's head.

55. Build a pyramid.

56. Paint your teeth.

57. Wear a salad.

58. Speak with a forked tongue.

59. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.

60. Shave a shrub.

61. Watch a car rust.

62. Learn to type……...with your toes.

63. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

64. Mail it to a friend.

65. Be in the wrong place at the right time.

66. Be someone special.

67. Request covert assistance from the CIA.

68. Factor your social security number.

69. Take the fifth.

70. Take the sixth.

71. Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska

72. Kick a cabbage.

73. Take a picture.

74. Put it back.

75. Go back to square one.

76. Sand a mushroom.

77. Abuse your patio furniture.

78. Count to a million...fast.

79. Have your cat bronzed.

80. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins

81. Run around in squares.

82. Boil ice cream.

83. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.

84. Converse...with a flatworm.

85. Drive the speed limit...in your garage.

86. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.

87. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.

88. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.

89. Give your goldfish a perm.

90. Fly a brick.

91. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.

92. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.

93. Redecorate your garage.

94. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.

95. Be number six.

96. Sit.

97. Stay.

98. Roll over.

99. Play dead.

100. Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.

101. Debate politics with a fern.

102. If you lose stop watering it.

103. Be a square root.

104. Park your car...with a friend.

105. Park your car...with a group of friends.

106. Ask stupid questions.

107. Interview a cloud.

108. Do aerobics...in your head.

109. Play card with your swimming pool.

110. Send your goldfish to obedience school.

111. Pinstripe your driveway.

112. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."

113. Harness chipmunk power

114. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.

115. Mug a stop sign.

116. Change your name...daily.

117. Go for a walk...in the attic.

118. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.

119. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

120. Jump back.

121. Sharpen your sleeping skills.

122. Put out a fire.

123. If you can't find one make one.

124. Catch a falling star.

125. Throw it back.

126. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.

127. Make a list of things to do when bored.

128. Renumber the bored list...