I used to have a handle on life, then it broke
HELP!!! My christmas tree is singing to me!!
Drive it like you stole it
Just tell Nemo you couldnt find him 'cause you were
out getting high. He'll understnad. |R|E|S|P|O|N|S|I|B|I|L|I|T|Y Your anit-drug
I love making pancakes!
Squirells can fly!!!
I love pot.......pie!
send in the support goat
When we grow old lets proudly hang our granny undies
out to dry...You in??
Get the Banjo!!!!
Just say NO to penguins!
Cant sleep.....clowns will eat me...
Call me butter cuz im on a roll!
When i have a kid, im gonna put him in one of those
strollers for twins and run around the mall looking frantic!
Monkeys stole my pants! RUN!!!!!
Today was a good day...i played fear factor with my
dog!
I Aint got no butter!!!!
Take this moment and run!
If every ones wishes game true every one would be rich,happy,
in love and have the ability to fly!
I want a frickin penguin!
Boo Ya Grandma
Punk Rock. Its not just for rich kids anymore!
Be nice to your kids..they will choose your nursing
home one day..
I hope someone sticks a sharp french frie in your eye!!
Im one of those bad things that happen to good people
If you hit me i will take mah shoe off and do damnage...
You can trust me with you life...but not with your doughnuts!
One by one the peguins steal my sanity!
I am comfortable in my crazy world, are you?
My parents almost lost me as a child... but they didnt
take me far enough into the woods...
When i get the urge to exercise I just lay down untill
the feeling goes away!
I tried to sniff coke once but the ice cubes got stuck
up my nose...
Im not completely worthless I could be used as a bad
example!
there are a lot of things i miss about our relationship...im just not sure if you're one of them
What would Scooby Do??
I have a magical box...its better then yours!!
Due to recent cutbacks,and untill further notice,the
light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Caution: I may bite!
There are 3 types of people in this world: those you
can count and those you cant.
Somedays your the dog and somedays your the hydrant.
I laugh in the face of death..maybe not laugh more like
a snicker...and i wouldnt do it directly in deaths face so...its more like a quiet snicker behind deaths back.
I used to be schizophrenia, but were ok now!
Please God--If you cant make me thin make my friends
fat!!
I was just sitting there walking when...
There isnt a problem in this worl that a peice of chocolate
cant make better!
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China??
Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them
fall down the stairs.
Guys are like roses gotta watch out for the pricks!!!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkeys monkey!
***Im not weird om gifted!***
In some cultures what i do is considered normal!
If you dont like the way i drive GET OFF THE SIDE WALK!!!
HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!! IVE STARTED TALKING AND
I CANT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Ignoring girls is not the answer
*****LALALALALALALALA Im not listneing!*****
Im invisible!!!....But only when no ones around!
I knew something had to be wront when my imaginary friend
wouldnt play with me!
Im not Crazy!!....Im a teen!!
Everyone deserves to feel pretty...SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
DONT INTERUPT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO MYSELF!
Dont follow im my foot steps...i walk into walls!!!
I knew i was a nut the day the squirrel started looking
at me funny!!
Dont follow me i dont know where im going!!
I STILL have issues!!!
I refuse to answer your question on the grounds that
i dont know the answer!!
Baby i love you so mu.....hey look its a bird!!
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my
own ass, okay?
.::Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it
will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be....THE MAN!::.
Opinions are like buttholes.........
everyones got one!
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat
idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
( NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! lol)
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy
and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first
time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
The voices in my head dont like you very much!
I dream of a better tomorro, where chickens can cross roads and not have
their motives questioned!
HMM....it seems the chairs have mated.
DONT MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY FLIP-FLOP
I'll go to your funeral if you go to mine
SMILE...it makes your butt tingle! : )
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
I have a memory of a gold fish....it only consists of 5 seconds......why
am i typing about a fish????
ANATIDAEPHOBIA-the fear that some where,some how,a duck is watching you....
great cheese comes from HAPPY COWS!
Theres more to life then underwear!
I spent i whole month there one night
MY MOM THINKS IM COOL!
